Potty Mouth!

About a month ago my son was trying to say sock, but he said the worst bad word ever, f#&K.  Yea, and when he did everyone was around.  My Ma, sister, niece, nephew and we all laughed so hard told him "No".  Really, we did laugh so so much, but then Mommy-mode kicks in and I start thinking, "My kid just said the worst of the worst and now he knows we think it's funny.  Imagine him saying it as we check out in line at Target or what about when he meets new friends...".  After the first few laughs and after Jaxon knowing we think it's funny, I started telling him "no" or even giving him a baby tap on his lips. 

Now check out how smart my little turd is.  Ya know how little boys go in the the boys' bathroom and do gross things and tell gross jokes because no one is around?  Well, my son has caught onto that really freakin' early!  I'll be sitting across the room or in the kitchen out of eye shot while Jaxon and my nephew play and he'll say the worst of the worst like I can't hear him.  So I walk over tell him in my deep scary Mommy voice, "Jaxon, no! Don't you say that!"  So he says, "phone phone phone phone", as if I didn't just hear him say the worst of the worst. 

If this is what I have to look forward to, I have a pretty big feeling that my son is going to be smarting me out by the time he's 5.  God, have mercy.